Rant

Looking for the worst in people? Really?

by Cinda Baxter on December 17, 2009

in Media, Rant

child_head_downI was actually beginning to write a rave review of a segment that aired on the Today Show a few moments ago…until I heard the tease for the following segment. In under 30 seconds, a heartfelt thumbs up turned to a pronounced thumbs down. [click here to continue…]

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Worst TV ad in history

by Cinda Baxter on September 28, 2009

in Media, Rant, Real World

cover_eyesWho, exactly, was the idiot bonehead lamebrain person behind Sprint’s ad that ran 11 minutes into Desperate Housewives last night (yeah, I watch it, so shoot me)? Did they really think a thirty second spot telling a story about a cheating husband whose wife finds out via a text message on his Sprint smart phone was a good idea? Who are they trying to hook? The smarmy husband or the wronged wife? [click here to continue…]

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Judging NSS by the numbers

by Cinda Baxter on March 24, 2009

in Markets, NSS, Rant

lga_baggageWill they? Won’t they?

That seems to be the question floating around vendor offices these days as people try to guess if buyers will head to New York in May for the National Stationery Show. Will they go? Or will they stay home? [click here to continue…]

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Oprah, you’ve got it wrong

by Cinda Baxter on March 3, 2009

in Economy, Rant, Real World

oprahYesterday afternoon, a friend called, asking if I was near a television. “You’d better see this” was all the explanation she gave when telling me to turn on Oprah.

Having now watched the program, I’m almost as speechless.

Almost. But not entirely. Once I get started on her latest wide-sweeping suggestion, it might be hard to shut me down, so buckle in folks. I’m up on my soapbox, and I’m ticked off. [click here to continue…]

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NO.

by Cinda Baxter on November 7, 2008

in Life, Rant

Many are the unexpected notes I find in the mailbox each day that put a smile on my face.

This was not one of them.

For the record, I am nowhere near “a certain age” yet. I am, however, going to give my postal carrier permission to start screening my mail.

Damn.

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Can we please stop with the P word???

by Cinda Baxter on October 13, 2008

in Economy, News, Rant, Retail

Panic. Panic.

Panic-panic-panic.

Enough already.

I know we’re in uncharted territory, but if I hear “the P word” one more time on the national news regarding retail and the upcoming holiday season, I’m going to lose it. Yes, consumers know things are tight, and yes, retailers are also abundantly aware of the fact. But c’mon….panic? That’s people sobbing in the streets and screaming through hallways. Haven’t seen that-—at least not around here.

Last week, WalMart launched a $10 toy sale, spurring price wars with their competitors. Somehow, the national media has tied that to the fact these same big boxes are putting out the first of their holiday offerings, claiming the juxtaposition of the two is proof positive retailers are in a panic, pushing holiday extra early.

Well, color me silly, but since when is it unusual to see big box behemoths put out Christmas wares before Halloween? Truth be told, if they’re just now unpacking the first boxes, they’re running behind their typical jump-the-gun schedule. Skelator and Santa side by side in aisle 12? Hardly a news flash. And hardly a sign of panic.

C’mon guys. Things are tough enough. Can we please stop with the P word?

End of rant. Thanks for playing.

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Numbers Unplugged

by Cinda Baxter on July 25, 2008

in Economy, Independent Retailers, Marts, Rant, shows

My heartfelt rant about the numbers game and Atlanta attendance is apparently getting some traction. Have had a couple of phone calls and emails from vendors asking where, then, I think the disconnect is between what they saw in their showrooms and the actual attendance count data. Here’s my response:

1. Look around your showroom. Are the products offered also begin carried online? If so, there’s part of your problem. Retailers are avoiding things that can be found in their stores, then purchased online for a discount. Why in the world would they want to be some e-tailer’s free showroom?

2. Are your vendors selling to big boxes? There’s another part of your problem. Independent retailers have had it with Target, Kohl’s, WalMart, and the like. They’re trolling those aisles before they come to market, making darn sure they don’t pick up the same stuff.

3. Did your vendors offer new product? Did you show new lines? If not, well, duh. Explains why the temps had foot traffic and you didn’t. Lots more newbies…less overexposure.

4. There are three types of buyers right now:

  • (a) those with ample spending money
  • (b) those closely watching budgets while buying responsibly, and
  • (c) those who don’t have money, period (aka: the “Lookie Loos”)

Group A showed up and ordered. Group C skipped the show entirely (don’t even try to tell me that’s a bad thing), and Group B-—the vast majority of buyers-—will be working with your road reps or faxing in orders from catalogs. That’s not lost business. It’s rescheduled business, if you play your cards right and attend to their needs without making them feel pressured.

5. Smart buyers aren’t front-loading with as much inventory as before. Smart buyers are bringing in sure sellers, at a conservative pace. They plan to place reasonably sized re-orders as needed, rather than take on a whale-sized shipment all at once. As cash comes to them, orders will come to you. Can’t judge a show on just the paper written at it any more; technology and a sagging economy stretch that window out by six months.

6. Double check your math. When pondering quieter hallways at the show, did you factor in the reality that most buyers are clipping their stays down to two or three days? Ex: Let’s say you have 100 people (for the sake of easy numbers), five days, and a hallway. In a good year, all 100 people are in the hallway every day, from morning to night. Makes it look like 500 people were there (100 x 5), but there really were only 100. Now…let’s say those same 100 people each cut their time in the hall to only two days. Still had all 100 people…just never saw them in the hall at one time. Some days, could have been as many as 80 of them there…other days, could have been as low as 20. Never all 100 in a single glance. Trying to gauge show attendance by traffic levels without factoring in frequency is flawed math. Badly flawed math.

It’s all cyclical, folks. Let’s use this economy to hone our skills and survive together.

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Numbers Nonsense

by Cinda Baxter on July 25, 2008

in Atlanta, Economy, Marts, Rant, shows

This is absurd.

The 30% tale has now ballooned to an eye-popping 40-50%, as stated by someone in a large, visible industry group (who shall remain nameless).

By NYIGF, I fully expect to hear that only seven buyers showed up in Atlanta all week. These rumors make the children’s game of “Telephone” look like an exercise in astrophysics.

Enough already.

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